Hey buddies! Jake Green here. Let’s get this bong lit shall we?
Everyone asks me all the time, “Jake Green, how do you keep your weekends so awesome?” It’s as simple as rolling a joint with an automatic roller: BCBud products in a very specific order. I’m going to walk you through a typical Saturday in the life of Jake Green and his BCBud fueled shenanigans.
9AM – A Sweet Wake Up
I like to start my day with a big ol’ dollop of Infused Honey from Baked Edibles. On my toast, in my tea, whatever catches my mood that morning. This honey is sweet and gives me a nice light body buzz that keeps me going through the day. The high is strong, but not overwhelming. If I’m heading out for a morning bike ride, or watching cartoons on the couch (probably the second one), either way, this honey is sweet and gives me just the right high.
12PM- Lunchie Munchie Time
Getting a little late in the day, I like to double it up. Firstly, because this is the time that I like to roll my first J, and secondly, I need to keep that edible buzz going from the morning. For rolling purposes, I start with a nice strong sativa, in this case, Chisel . This hybrid leans heavy on the sativa side and gives you some energy without completely taking away you focus. I can spend my afternoon giggly, and still get random stuff done.
I also like to have a nice second cup of coffee right around this time. The perfect complement to coffee is a little bit of chocolate. And if I’m going to eat chocolate, I might as well have some weed in it. A little chunk off a Canna Co Torone Bar and I’m flying pretty for the afternoon.
2PM- Gym and Vape
I am by no means a gym guy. I just like to go on Saturdays and casually lift some weights, swim, or do some beginner yoga – nothing too strenuous. On the rare occasions I do make it to the YMCA, I want to have a good high on before I walk in the doors. Joints don’t really work for two reasons. One, they smell strong for a few minutes and I like to blaze right beside the gym door (or else I might not make it there at all). And two, because no matter how chill my exercise of the week is, any amount of smoke in my lungs is going to leave me out of breath. Lucky for me, I have my trusty Green Approved Shatter Pen. I pack it with a little bit of Jurassic Buds Amber and pretty soon I am Hulking out in a very mellow way.
6PM – Dinner and Drinks
Time to get the party started. I’ve finished my tasks for the day (or probably decided they can wait till Sunday) and I’m off to meet some people for all you can eat anything (I’m not picky and at this point the munchies are hitting hard). I’ve already smoked a little UK Cheese before leaving the house. This sativa really picks up my energy and keeps me going, but all the better as I want to have a high going on through the night, and a restaurant might frown upon me blazing at my table.
That’s when I whip out my secret stoner’s weapon: an alcohol based tincture. A couple drops of this in my first drink is key. Maybe a few more in my second drink. Heck, it’s a party, might just put ten drops in my pint and see if I can still walk after.
10PM- Clubs and Cookies
Now when I say club, I mean a dive bar with some good live music played by a grizzled looking band. But even if I am at a techno frenzied party, or a quiet down-low pub, my choice is the same: King Louise Cookies. This is a powerful edible buzz. One cookie is more than enough to keep you going all night, so you don’t have to leave the club for multiple joints (although, I still bring multiple joints just in case).
3AM- Bed Time
Depending on how my night goes, I have two choices for the evening. If it’s a “go home alone and order pizza while you’re still in the cab” kind of night, then I am packing a bong full of some nice Nuken. This indica will calm me down a bit, give me just the right amount of munchies to enjoy my late night snack, and put me to sleep when all is said and done.
On the complete opposite end of the spectrum, if my night worked out better than expected and I don’t go home alone, then I whip out a little OMNI Orgasm Oil. Sure to satisfy and impress even the most jaded of late night hook-up partners. That being said, I will still have a joint of Nuken ready to go because I’m a good host.
That’s a Saturday in the life of Jake Green. How do you like to spend the weekend and what BCBud products do you use on your perfect day?
Until next time!